I must be the dumbest person alive! Should have cottoned onto this earlier but probably was too dumb to notice. There have been many times when I have done some stupid things in my life and have been taken for a fool.
My life and brain is a maze that I have trouble negotiating, but not when it comes to affiliate marketing. Read my story and see for yourself!
The Dumbest Person Alive
When I was 4 years old, my uncle told me that chickens grow from feathers planted in the ground. So, I planted some feathers and watered them every day. When they didn’t grow, I got annoyed. I then showed those stupid chickens up by ripping out the feathers and throwing them into the bin. Good riddance chickens!
When I was in 5th grade at school I struggled to learn my times tables. Every day the teacher would quiz us. Whenever she picked me, I would always get the answer wrong. Everyone in the class knew that I was the dumbest person alive.
One day I thought that I would show those smarties that I wasn’t all that dumb. So, I spent the whole weekend learning my 6 x table. And as an added precaution I wrote the answers on the palm of my hand just in case I forgot an answer.
The next day at school I couldn’t wait for the teacher to ask me because I was all prepared. Unfortunately, I had learnt the 6 x table which was the table that the class had learnt the week before. The current week’s lesson was the 7 x table, which I hadn’t learnt at all!
To this day I still struggle to remember that 7 x 8 = 56. Just checked the answer on my phone calculator to make sure it’s correct!
Most Embarrassing Moments Ever!
I think my most embarrassing moment ever was in my first year at high school. The school I went to was in a different district to my primary school. So, I was the new kid and didn’t know anyone.
In my math class the teacher dictated where each student was to sit throughout the year. On the right-hand side of me, near the window, sat this very average looking boy named Colin.
The other kids in the class thought it was a big joke to tell everyone that Colin and I were an item. So, to get these kids back, I told them that Colin and I had been going out for ages. Colin didn’t seem to mind the kids thinking that we were an item.
Our relationship was strictly platonic, well not even that. We just sat next to each other in math class as we didn’t have any other classes together. Colin had the strangest green eyes I had ever seen. And as a shy 12-year-old I would sneak a peak at his profile when he wasn’t looking.
One day this guy came up to me in the playground and sat down on my left-hand side. He put his arm around me and kissed on my cheek. He must have been Colin’s twin as he looked exactly like Colin. But this guy’s eyes were brown and Colin’s were green.
While I was flattered that both bothers would be attracted to me, I thought I should take a moral stand. So, I told the guy off. I told him that his twin brother Colin, would probably get angry at him for kissing me.
The guy then turned me to face him. I’m sure the ground opened up and swallowed me! For the first time ever I noticed that Colin’s left eye was green and the right was brown! I had sat next to him for a whole semester and never noticed a thing. Must have been a trick of the light. After all, Colin did sit by the window during math class!
Grant Me Wisdom And A Brain
As I grew older and had my own children, wisdom still eluded me! Most kids spend a lot of time on the internet and my kids were no different. So, when my son at the age of 10, told me that he loved “Harry Potter”, I was horrified.
I thought he had met a stranger online named Harry Potter. So I restricted his internet use and told him about stranger/danger. Apparently my son’s teacher had been reading “Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” to the class.
Several years ago, my friend Lisa Linderman, (name has been changed to protect the innocent), started sending me funny emails. The emails were quite hilarious and always made me laugh. She would always end her emails “lol”.
One day I said to Lisa “You must have a very unusual middle name as I don’t know too many girl’s names that begin with an “O”. What else was I to think? After all she did sign off on all her emails with the letters “lol”. Unfortunately, Lisa no longer sends me any more funny emails.
To this day I continue to be the dumbest person alive. For example, whenever I read an online post, it takes me ages. I read every single word. Apparently, everyone else just skims through them in a few seconds. I don’t know; surely you miss out on all the good stuff when you skim.
How To Work In Affiliate Marketing
My brain is a maze that I still have trouble negotiating and therefore continue to be the dumbest person alive. But when it comes to how to work in affiliate marketing, I know that I have finally got it right! And it’s not because I have at last developed a brain that functions like everyone else’s. It’s because I am a Wealthy Affiliate member!
Wealthy Affiliate is an awesome platform. It’s for all those people who, like me, aren’t tech savvy. If I can learn how to run an online business, then ANYONE can!
If you have ever wanted to start an online business but have no clue, then Wealthy Affiliate is for you too! Wealthy Affiliate is so easy it’s monkey business! Watch the video below to see how easy it is!
Wealthy Affiliate Training Program
At Wealthy you learn how to start an online business through two different training streams.
- The 1st stream is the “Online Entrepreneur Certification”. It consists of 50 lessons. Throughout the course you learn how to create and grow a business within ANY interest (niche), that you want.
- The 2nd stream is the “Affiliate Bootcamp Training”. This consists of 70 lessons and teaches you how to create and establish a niche business that promotes Wealthy Affiliate.
Most of the training is through videos. If you need to, you can watch these over and over again. The step by step courses teach you how to;
- choose an interest (niche)
- build a website
- attract visitors
- make revenue
The training concentrates on how to make revenue through affiliate marketing. You will also learn how to write content that ranks well in Google. Further to this, you learn all about keywords and how to use them to attract traffic to your website.
The extensive training at Wealthy Affiliate is awesome! If you are starting out and don’t know how to make money online, then Wealthy Affiliate is the best place to be. It teaches you how to make money passively, even while you sleep! You also learn how to drive traffic to websites to make commissions.
Affiliate Marketing Classes
Besides the set, formal training, there are hundreds of additional affiliate marketing classes that you can peruse. These classes have been made by other Wealthy Affiliate members. They cover some topics that aren’t covered in the formal training while others extend on topics that have been covered.
Further to this, there are live weekly webinars that you can take part in. These cover the latest issues concerning running an online business.
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Benefits Of An Online Community
An extra advantage is that Wealthy Affiliate has a huge online community with over a million members worldwide. When you are the dumbest person alive, the benefits of an online community come into their own. The community has your back! There is always someone there to answer questions, to encourage, and to support you.
So, if at any time, day or night, you have a question that is puzzling you, just ask that question. Someone from the community will always be available to answer your question.
Wealthy Affiliate Scam Or Not
Even though I am the dumbest person alive, I know that Wealthy Affiliate isn’t a scam. I know this because Wealthy Affiliate is totally FREE to join as a Starter member. And you don’t need to give them your credit card details either!!!
When you join as a starter member, you get 2 FREE websites with fast, secure hosting included. As a starter member, you also have free access to the first 10 lessons in the two different streams mentioned earlier, (20 lessons in total). You can remain a starter member for as long as you like without any harassment to upgrade.
So, go ahead! Pick your niche then click on the banner below to start your very own online business. It will be the best thing that you will ever do! DO IT NOW!
Have you always wanted your own online business but don’t know how to go about it?
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